My Open Letter In Support of Chelsea Settles

So, yesterday I spent my night video chatting Whitney as we do often when we're bored. And while video chatting we usually search for the BEST things on YouTube (As of lately Sophia Grace has been winning). While searching, I ran into what I will call a "interesting" video of someone claiming to review MTV's show, "Chelsea Settles." Watching this video MADE ME CRINGE! It pissed me off SO bad that I wrote the individual a message on twitter. In the video she states that she only watched part of the first episode. So my tweet to her simply said, "I just watched your youtube video on #ChelseaSettles... Now than the show is coming to an end, has you opinion changed?" Well Miss Lady (Who I will not name since our blog gets more hits in a day than her videos get in a year), responded to me this morning with this, "I'll do a update!! I stayed true to my word :) I haven't watched it since. I do a complete explanation. I've seen interviews tho". Now let me preface this letter by saying, I was going to respond to her on twitter but what I have to say would not fit.

In Case You Missed it!

When Big Sean and Kreayshawn were 17

Hope you voted for our favorites for this year's VMA best new artist category!

Video: MTV's Teen Mom Back for Season 2

I've never been sooooooo happy. Ok, I'm over exaggerating a bit... Maybe a lot but whatevs. I'm excited. Though no new moms join the cast, the old ones bring thing the laughs, tears, and just plain drama. Watch the trailer....

Drake's Episode of When I Was 17

...and most of our assumptions were true.

Rumor Has It...

Kanye West has been banned from performing at the Haiti benefit telethon. Some of you may ask why however, most of you are probably familiar with Kanye's antics.

This is Not a Good Week for MTV Reality Stars and the Law

First Farrah gets choked out by her mom and now this. Reality TV Participant Markice "Kesan" Moore from MTV's From G's to Gents turned himself in today to Cobb County, Georgia Police for allegedly brutally attacking his one year old daughter! What do I mean by brutally? The child suffered a broken leg, both arms broken, three ribs broken, and a broken collarbone. This is TRULY SAD.

Before Kesan turned himself in, he had this to say to TMZ.com:

TMZ spoke with Markice "Kesan" Moore -- who's currently wanted by Georgia police -- and the former "From G's to Gents" star claims he plans on turning himself in to authorities some time this afternoon.

Moore claims the only thing he should be held accountable for is the broken wrist his daughter suffered when she fell out of her bed in July -- while under his care. 

As for his daughter's other reported injuries -- 2 broken arms, broken leg, 3 broken ribs, broken collarbone and bruising --- Moore claims the damage was not caused under his watch. 

Moore insists he never intended to run from the situation -- he claims he just wanted to "get everything in order" before turning himself in. 

Moore claims he's being unfairly judged because he punched someone in the face on the MTV show -- and tells TMZ, "I love my daughter.

Only time will tell what the truth is, and hopefully the truth will prevail! Until watch the below video of Kesan on From G's to Gents where Kesan admits to having a history of violence.

And just in case you are wonder why he was eliminated from Season 1 of From G's to Gents, Wikipedia cites  this:

A confrontation between Kesan and Creepa concerning Kesan being on the phone with his girlfriend too long resulted in Kesan being put into a playful choke hold by his "big brother" Creepa. Kesan didn't sleep that night and went around the next day threatening his housemates' sleep time with a knife. Due to the constant disagreement with the rest of the group as well as him explaining his anger problem, Kesan was evicted from the house/club after the others had an intervention with Bentley about the situation.

 Um, I'm no psychiatrist but whether or not Kesan did this to his daughter or not, he sounds like he CRAZY!

Get yo mama, Farrah...or not.

Farrah could be considered one of Teen Mom's more contreversial mothers.

• She loves going on dates with random gentlemen. 
• She never disclosed who her baby daddy is. 
• She has mentioned modeling as a time consuming hobby.
• Her sister thinks she is a bad mother.
• She is in culinary school. 
• She often forgets that she does have a child.
• She calls her father by his first name, "Michael".
• She works at Buffalo Wild Wings.
• She yearns for the social life that regular teenagers (teens without children) have.
• She does not get along with her mother. 

But can we blame Farrah? This is a clip for an episode of Teen Mom where Farrah's mother insisted she interrogate this guy before Farrah could go on a date with him. I blame Farrah's behavior on her home life. I would want to get out of there too.

Farrah's mother, 54 year old Debra Danielson, is a bit indescribable. I feel that I am at an age where I should not be calling people "mean", but that's really what sums up Debra Danielson best. As soon as she found out Farrah was pregnant she never wanted her to leave the house. We could tell Debra was off the chain when she got mad because Farrah wanted a car. She nags Farrah about every decision she makes and criticizes her parenting. The pot is definitely calling the kettle black because Debra...

CHOKED FARRAH!!!

Here's what they say happened: Debra threw a MTV t-shirt and it landed near the baby. The baby began crying.Farrah started yelling about the shirt. Now, if we were there, this is the point at which we should pause and look at Debra.

Debra then grabs Farrah by her throat...I assume this is the point where she was choking. She then hits Farrah in the mouth and in the face. Debra Danielson was arrested on suspicion of domestic abuse - serious assault.

Check Farrah's local newspaper for the latest and greatest.

The Jersey Shore Cast on CHELSEA LATELY...

So this is what it looks like when funny meets hilarious!! Chelsea just TICKLES ME!!!!

Did Pauly D just say that there was GLUE in his hair?!! Where they do that at......never mind! They clear do that at the JERSEY SHORE!!!

Gotta love MTV, they find some Char....act...ers!!!!!!!!!

He better GET IT!!!

This little boy can dance to be three...They start so young, Guess that's what it takes if you wanna when American's Next Best Dance Crew! I don't mean to sound racist, but you know the Asians be holding it down on that show!



Don't quote me, but I think this is the same little boy that plays the ukulele that is the new hot internet sensation!



I am so going to hell......

VIDEO: Jersey Show Cast on the Jay Leno Show

THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.....Ok I can't remember EVERY funny thing I have ever heard, but this is definitely in the top 10. Check it out:



I really hope they were joking on this...Snooki said Dick Cheney is the guy who tried to shot Bush!!! HAHAA

VIDEO: This is Why I FUX w/ MTV

Y'all remember that show "16 and Pregnant"? The Ivory and I loved that ish....well now the ladies are back with the babies for a new show called "Teen Moms" and I am too stoked. This is gonna be good.

Teen Mom - MTV Shows

How she gonna tell her baby she can't be throwing up.....ain't that what they do? And did I see someone get smacked...Yep, I won't be missing a minute.

How did I missed this fight?!!

This may be the craziest fight in MTV history!!!



WOW!!! Darrell did not have to go that hard on dude's face, but Brad was asking for it. And the way he couldn't even open his eye at the end.....ewwww

The Hills Cast's Salaries. . .WTF

Clearly, my life needs to change direction and get in good with the cast of The Hills. If I could just get on 1 episode a year making this kind of money I would be happy. Then I could spend the other 364 days doing whatever I wanted.

Let's run through it shall we?!!

Brody Jenner: $45,000/episode

Spencer Pratt: $65,000/episode

Kristen Cavalleri: $90,000/episode

Lo Bosworth: $100,000/episode

Audrina Patridge: $100,000/episode

Heidi Montag-Pratt: $100,000/episode

But yet no one is raking in as much as Lauren Conrad was at $125,000 per episode. I am no mathematician, but last season they had exactly 10 episodes, helping the cast rake in a mill easy. I am sure they get paid for appearances, "clothing lines", book deals, and oh yeah they still go to their day jobs while being taped on the show. Did I mention that none of them are over the age of 26. WOW!!!!

The Hills premiere tonight for it's first season without Lauren on MTV!