The Hills Cast's Salaries. . .WTF

Clearly, my life needs to change direction and get in good with the cast of The Hills. If I could just get on 1 episode a year making this kind of money I would be happy. Then I could spend the other 364 days doing whatever I wanted.

Let's run through it shall we?!!

Brody Jenner: $45,000/episode

Spencer Pratt: $65,000/episode

Kristen Cavalleri: $90,000/episode

Lo Bosworth: $100,000/episode

Audrina Patridge: $100,000/episode

Heidi Montag-Pratt: $100,000/episode

But yet no one is raking in as much as Lauren Conrad was at $125,000 per episode. I am no mathematician, but last season they had exactly 10 episodes, helping the cast rake in a mill easy. I am sure they get paid for appearances, "clothing lines", book deals, and oh yeah they still go to their day jobs while being taped on the show. Did I mention that none of them are over the age of 26. WOW!!!!

The Hills premiere tonight for it's first season without Lauren on MTV!