They are gonna banned ALL blacks from Chuck E. Cheese for This

And I couldn't even blamed them... Hell I'm embarrassed!

The Funniest Thing I Heard ALL Year

Ok, Granted the year is only 13 days old....but maybe that's why this ish is soooo funny!! Tila Tequila has started a record label. The name of it? Well, Tila Tequila Records of course! You know how creative she is (that's sarcasm in case you didn't catch it). As if that's not funny enough, GUESS WHO HER FIRST ARTIST IS? Ok, I'm tired of waiting for your guesses....

You better Read More to find out!

Midnight Madness. . .Rick Ross Robbed. . .In NASHVILLE!!

Am I the only one who did know about this? Apparently Rick Ross was robbed in Nashville. . .by four groupies in JUNE! I don't know where I was but I missed all of this foolishness and clearly I live in Nashville!



Rick Ross should know women only want him for his money, he looks in the mirror everyday I'm sure. What is he doing trusting these hoes? And they look ratchett too, with those silvery ass tights on! Where we doing that at? (And smartasses don't say Nashville neither) Those were some traveling groupies......I hope! Looking like the came straight up off a BET AfterDark Video!

Lil Mama's Greatest Hits

No I am not talking about music. Shit, I can't name nothing but one of her songs and that's "My Lipgloss is Poppin". So clearly it is not actually greatest hits, cuz, though that was my jam, it was garbage. But these greatest hits are of her hitting the read carpet. And not in a good way!

#4 On this Countdown: Chick, you T-Paining too much! She seems to be on her way to the circus. Maybe that's what she is doing instead of making music now.

#3 The Little Bo Beep look. I don't know Little Bo Peep well but I feel like this is something that Bia would wear! Aye, Lil Mama, where yo sheep? Little Bo Peep did have sheep right? Hell if I know.

#2: STRAIGHT FOOLISHNESS! What the f*ck were you thinking when you left the house? How could you think this was ever a good idea? So many questions, so little time. But the ultimate question, Why the pacifier? UGH Moving on...



And the #1 Worse ever.....This candy stripper outfit. Why did this get number one you ask? Because she brought this poor precious little baby into this foolishness. I feel bad for the child. Someone call social services!