Lil Mama's Greatest Hits

No I am not talking about music. Shit, I can't name nothing but one of her songs and that's "My Lipgloss is Poppin". So clearly it is not actually greatest hits, cuz, though that was my jam, it was garbage. But these greatest hits are of her hitting the read carpet. And not in a good way!

#4 On this Countdown: Chick, you T-Paining too much! She seems to be on her way to the circus. Maybe that's what she is doing instead of making music now.

#3 The Little Bo Beep look. I don't know Little Bo Peep well but I feel like this is something that Bia would wear! Aye, Lil Mama, where yo sheep? Little Bo Peep did have sheep right? Hell if I know.

#2: STRAIGHT FOOLISHNESS! What the f*ck were you thinking when you left the house? How could you think this was ever a good idea? So many questions, so little time. But the ultimate question, Why the pacifier? UGH Moving on...



And the #1 Worse ever.....This candy stripper outfit. Why did this get number one you ask? Because she brought this poor precious little baby into this foolishness. I feel bad for the child. Someone call social services!