The Funniest Thing I Heard ALL Year

Ok, Granted the year is only 13 days old....but maybe that's why this ish is soooo funny!! Tila Tequila has started a record label. The name of it? Well, Tila Tequila Records of course! You know how creative she is (that's sarcasm in case you didn't catch it). As if that's not funny enough, GUESS WHO HER FIRST ARTIST IS? Ok, I'm tired of waiting for your guesses....

You better Read More to find out!

Drum roll please.....................

That's right, the worse, most unattractive member of B2K, Raz B.

Now I don't know what's funnier...That Tila Tequila thinks that it is a good idea for her to sign and manage someones career or that Tila Tequila thinks that Raz B is gonna be successful! HAHAHAHAAA Boy this shit is funny!!!

I am sure you all are wondering how this info hit the web (if not, just act you are and nod your head). Via Tila Tequila's tackyazz blog! Tila says, "I'm sure a lot of you are already familiar with RAZ B, but those of you who aren't familiar with him, ohhhhhhh trust me.....by this Summer and by the end of 2010, RAZ B will be plastered all over your walls with posters, his music all over the radio, and ladies screaming and waiting in line overnight just to get to see this sensational artist knowns as 'RAZ B!'"

POSTERS ON OUR WALLS, REALLY?  Oh, but yet again, It gets better! In case you are wondering how Tila plans to help him out, she tells us. "I get booked WORLDWIDE from JAPAN, AUSTRALIA, GERMANY, BRAZIL, TO ALL OVER THE USA! I plan on taking RAZ B first to JAPAN, because I KNOW the ladies over there will go NUTS over RAZ!!!!!! GO RAZ!!!!!! I will fly him first class, 5 star hotels, he will get PAID to do what he loves, which is sing and perform!"

Ah....HAHAHAHAAHAA *Grabs belly*

This chick TICKLES ME!!

But the best quote of all is "Well I am SO happy to be his EXCLUSIVE MANAGER because being in this business for over 11 years myself, I have built up some AMAZING relationships with some MAJOR PEOPLE!"

Um, Tila...sweetie...You've been in what business for over 11 years? What do you DO? *scratches head*

I just got to stop, I am laughing so hard my head hurts! But good luck to Raz-B on this new endeavor....YOUR GONNA NEED IT!