We love White Slapstick Comedies. Y’all know what I am talking about, “Juno”, “Superbad”, “Knocked Up”, etc. Nothing makes us laugh more. We love them so much; we have even been known to quote them on a regular basic. Act like you have not ever secretly wished your name was McLovin. Ya feel me?!!
Don’t get it twisted, we would never be caught dead going to the movies to see it though, even
though we want to more than anything. We sit and wait and wait and wait til that ish gets to the RedBox. We might even add it to the dvd collection. But it’s not until you overhear someone else talking about the movie that you chime in . And then proceed to act out your favorite part verbatim and relive the joy all over again.To this day I can be having a conversation with my friends about effing google or something and you wanna know what they say to me?!! “I googled murder.” It is because of these movies that we cannot even hold serious conversations anymore.
But if you ever find yourself trapped in a room full of white people and don’t know what to talk about, these movies make great conversation starters. Now don’t try this in a professional setting, not because they are not familiar with the movies because believe me they are. But because they are gonna act like they don’t watch them in front of certain people. But if you find yourself surrounded by a group of white college students and they are all staring at you, look around and say, “I am McLovin” and see don’t they make you their one black friend. Unlike blacks who consider movies to be old and outdated, whites consider movies they like to be classics. So this advice will be good for at least the next ten years.
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