3 April Fools Day Jokes that are NEVER Appropriate

Looking for the perfect prank? Where there is still time to get a great prank in. But if you are looking to keep that friendship or relationship on April 2nd... Here are 3 no-nos for April Fools Day!

1. Death - It is never appropriate to tell others that someone has died. It is okay however, to tell them a pet has died... Especially if this said person has an unhealthy relationship with a pet goldfish, turtle, or hermit crab. 
2. Sexual Encounters - Do not prank your friends by telling them that you slept with their significant others. Or don't prank significant others by saying you slept with their friends. The exception to this is telling friends you slept with their parents. If they are dumb enough to believe that then hey... April Fools. P.S. DON'T TRY THIS AT ALL IF YOU HAVE BEEN CAUGHT SLEEPING WITH FRIENDS' PARENTS.
3. Pregnancy - Girls, it's not funny to tell your boyfriends that you are pregnant whether the baby is with or without him.That's how 92% of strokes occur in men.* And boys, it is not funny to tell your girlfriends that you got someone else pregnant. Your girlfriend will quickly become Tiger's Wife Mad and hit you with a (insert favorite object here). However, it is completely appropriate to tell a friend that you are pregnant and don't know who the baby daddy is! SHOUTOUT TO TOI!

If you stay away from these three things, for the most part, your friendships will still be intact tomorrow.

*-This is not a proven statistic, Just in case you were actually brainless enough to believe otherwise.