Because I Can: Lance Gross Edition

Some of you might be wondering why I made the following post...If that is the case, please refer to the title of this post! No, I don't have anything clever to say. No, these photos might not even be new. I DON'T CARE!!!

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I would like to invite him to my "House of Payne"......See what I just did there, with that play on words?? Get it House of Payne/Pain....Awww never mind. It sounded better in my head!!! Anyways....

DAYUM!!!!

"Yum yum chocolate chip....." This man makes me think of that Salt -N- Pepa song Shoop!

I am about 86% sure that the things I wanna do to this man are illegal in 49 states (because everything's legal in Nevada), Puerto Rico, AND Guam, so I am just gonna keep it to myself!