Friday, December 18, 2009

Joint Post: Our Thoughts on the Kardashian Christmas Pics

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So we found some old and new pictures of the Kardashian/Jenner Clan on Khloe's Website. We decided to post the convo that we had between ourselves on GTalk for you to read. This is basically what the conversations between the us look like ALL the time. Its kinda long, but very funny. Enjoy!








Now that you seen the pics, here is what we think about them!



The Ebony: wow, that throw back was crazy
The Ivory: exactly what I wanted u to see it was just too damn many kids And Coutrney was slick the fat one oh, how times change
The Ebony: and they didn't even have the littlest ones in that pic; naw khloe was still the fat one
The Ivory: lol...well yeah
The Ebony: on the bottom with that curly hair; kim looks EXACTLY the same; and why in 2008 was kims dress SO extra
The Ivory: RIGHT; and low key black
The Ebony: low key fucking marroon; burgundy; shit what ever it was she looked EXTRA
The Ivory: right; that was the point; Kris had the best dress; Court doesnt look like herself; Why is one younger sister so damn tall?!
The Ebony: on this years pic; the little girls look too damn old; she get it from her daddy
The Ivory: Big as Ryan Seacrest; I see; Lamar looks liek their slave in the first pic
The Ebony: both of them taller that kim and kourtney
The Ivory: Who are all these little blonde kids in the 2nd to last pic w them?
The Ebony: bruce's kids
The Ivory: oooo
The Ebony: one of them is brody jenner's fine ass, i just don't know which one
The Ivory: Is that Rob hugging Bruce? How cuuuute!
The Ebony: yea lol; they got ten damn kids between them
The Ivory: I see; Lookin like the Gosselin's
The Ebony: i think khloe got a different daddy
The Ivory: YEAH; Its even more evident in her baby pics, well, childhood pics
The Ebony: how both of your parents gonna be brunettes and you have blond hair; bruce might slick be her daddy, all his kids had blond hair
The Ivory: that's how I feel, her mama might have been having an affair with Bruce b4 she and the "real" daddy split; who knows
The Ebony: why lamar head look so damn big; he look like he could eat them
The Ivory: RIGHT; he's like the nigga from Green mile; DAMN! Kim and Court some str8 ARABS!
The Ebony: but not khloe jenner's ass
The Ivory: she blended in; I didnt even see her; did u see the motorcycle photo?
The Ebony: why kim and kourtney got on make up so young, no wonder they thought it was okay for their little sister to wear it
The Ivory: exactly; they look just like the mama; my aunnt used to have us wearing makeup in or kiddie pics; who is the fat boy by bruce in the ninja turtle xmas pic lol
The Ebony: girl look at the pic with them in jeans
The Ivory: yeah, thats the motorcycle photo I was talkin about
The Ebony: khloe looking like dj tanner
The Ivory: Kim is an outcast; Khloe's hair is so damn big; kourtney's a ho
The Ebony: lmao; there go the fat kid again
The Ivory: Rob was cool tho lol
The Ebony: is that a bubble coat rob is wearing; yeah he was too cool in that first down bubble
The Ivory: Kourt hasnt always been cute as she is today
The Ebony: she didn't know how to make herself cute; that make up was alot
The Ivory: Courtney blossomed in her 20s
The Ebony: clearly so did Brody
The Ivory: lol
The Ebony: them little girls gonna be some models; they gone be like 8ft 2in
The Ivory: I guess; there is 1 tall person in the pic with them
The Ebony: that blond girl?
The Ivory: yeah; whos she
The Ebony: bruces oldest daughter
The Ivory: oh ok; I need to get on the Jenner-Kardashian diet
The Ebony: he had 1 girl and 3 boys when he married kris and kris had 3 girls and 1 boy, weird right
The Ivory: who is Kris' boy? Rob?
The Ebony: yea
The Ivory: ok, Yeah...Khloe is a misfit
The Ebony: yeah she is! we should just post this who damn conversation to the blog!!! lol with the pics
The Ivory: LMAo, yeah Minus the random parts



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B. LuVz said...

Y'all are funny! You remind me of me and my friends.

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