The internet is in uproar that Lady O is cancelling her show on September 9, 2011. But c'mon y'all! How long did you really think this MEGA billionaire, MEGA elderly, MEGA star was gonna keep her little talk show?!! YEA I SAID LITTLE! That show is a blip on Oprah's Multi-Billion dollar empire radar screen! Y'all just sad because y'all won't be getting any more free ish.......BURN.
But now that The Big O is retiring the show, we have come up with a list of the top 10 things Oprah should do now that her show is over.
This is to you Oprah!
#9. Adopt two little white babies, since all the white mega stars adopt black babies, and name them Barack and Michelle.
#8. Finally become Mrs. Stedman..........Stedman........What the hell is Stedman's last name? Oh well
#7. Spend quality time with your billions....you know....count them, pet them, give them funny names like Rwanda, Angola, Malawi.....you know to remind them of their power....how they could feed whole countries!
#6. Call Ellen and congratulate her on her show becoming the number 1 talk show on tv by default. And then laugh and hang up!
#5. After you and Stedman get married, move to Atlanta and join the Real Housewives cast so they can actually have some real rich people on the show!
#4. Go to BET Awards, get on stage and throw nothing but hundreds and show J.D., Nelly, Lil' Wayne, Jay-Z, Gucci Mane, T.I., and Diddy how to make it rain properly!
#3. Call Gayle King and say, "time to ride someone else's coattails bitch!" And then laugh and hang up!
#2. Buy a big ass mountain that can be seen from space and have the following etched in it for people to see for eternity: "Oprah, was, is, and always will be THE SHYT." (Make sure you spell shit with a "Y", so you don't break any FCC laws though)
AND #1. BREAK STEDMAN OFF SOMETHING PROPER EVERY CHANCE YOU GET!
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