What…Does the title of the post surprise you? Of Course not because you know it’s the truth. C’mon now, Total, Mase, The L.O.X., Black Rob, Dream, Carl Thomas, Da Band, Loon, Mario Winans, Boys In the Hood, B5. Need I continue? Bad Boy had a history of putting out one maybe to HOT Albums and then the artists fall of the map, never to be heard of again. Why is this, you ask? Well the Ivory and I have come up with the answer.
Adult Onset Professional Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder. Yes you heard it here first. Diddy suffers from AOPADHD. It is a very rare but highly serious disease that causes one not to be able to focus on the professional growth of others due to their own hyperactivity. So don’t blame Diddy. Diddy has his hand in every pot and cannot focus on any artist continuously for long periods of time. Thus, the gap between albums from Bad Boy Artist, those fortunate enough to be able to cut a second album.
But don’t worry, there is a cure AOPADHD. Sleep, Exercise, and passing the proverbial torch. It comes a time when old people have to take someone under their wings and then let them fly. Diddy, it’s time to begin that training! Then and only then will Diddy be able to completely focus on himself and begin to heal.
DISCLAIMER: THIS ARTICLE IS PURE COMEDY AND ADULT ONSET PROFESSIONAL ATTENTION DEFICIT HYPROACTIVE DISORDER, THOUGH VERY REALISTIC SOUNDING, IS NOT ACTUALLY A DISORDER. NO ANIMALS WERE HURT IN THE MAKING OF THIS POST
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